Popcorn makes the
major mistake of placing high-camp burlesque versions of 1950s-style horror and
science fiction movies—the kind using outlandish ballyhooish gimmicks to sell
tickets—in the center of a quasi-legit slasher movie. The slasher part of the
whole is not entirely serious as it’s a black comedy, but the parody
movies-within-the-movie creamy filling are flat-out silly and so much more
obviously funny than the chocolate coating that the whole thing melts in your
hand.
Jill Schoelen (who had co-starred in the Robert Englund Phantom of the Opera in 1989) is Maggie,
would-be screenwriter. She is a college student still living with her mom
Suzanne (Dee Wallace). When Suzanne finds out that the struggling campus film
department wants to put on an all night horror-palooza to raise money, she
suddenly hesitates and asks Maggie not to get involved. Maggie wants to take
part in the fund raiser. After all, they intend to run three schlocky gimmick
flicks, recreating the original William Castle-ish stunts—shockers in the
seats, a giant mosquito that buzzes the audience, and foul odors pumped into
the theater to accompany a Japanese import called The Stench. Yeah, who’d want
to miss that?
Ray Walston delivers a high energy cameo as Dr. Mnesyne (he
remembers the good old days of motion picture promotion), proprietor of a movie
memorabilia shop and owner of all the artifacts the students will need in order
to pull off the promotional stunts. Walston is very much like the Devil in Damn Yankees.
While going through cases of stuff, one of the students
finds a film can bearing a warning Not To Open, which is, of course,
immediately ignored. A small reel of film is inside and when they project it
they discover it’s part of a notorious movie made 15 years previously by
Lanyard Gates, indie director and professional wacko. The movie was called The Possessor. To get revenge on
everyone who ever doubted his talents, Gates presented his final film without
an ending—an ending he intended to create live on stage by murdering his wife
and daughter and everyone else he could. Somehow the theater caught on fire and
Gates, as well as several people in the audience, were killed.
When she sees the remaining snippet of The Possessor, Maggie realizes that she has been dreaming it and
quickly jumps to the conclusion that she is, in fact, Lanyard Gates’ daughter.
How she wasn’t killed by the evil genius is explained in a quick bit of
we-better-tell-the-audience-what-the-hell-really-happened-or-they’re-going-to-be-pissed
exposition. And it seems that Gates is still alive, too, and plotting to kill
everyone in the film department, a move that will spare future audiences hours
of dreary independent art cinema.
The rest of the cast includes Tom Villard as Toby, the
nerdiest of the class movie geeks; Elliott Hurst as Leon, the one in the
wheelchair; and Freddie Marie Simpson as Tina, department flirt and student
kootchymama (“people wonder how I manage to make straight A’s”) to department
chair Mr. Davis (Tony Roberts). Derek Rydall is along as Mark, Maggie’s sort-of
boyfriend and ineffectual hero.
To save some money on production costs, the picture was shot
in Kingston, Jamaica. It’s based on a story by Mitchell Smith and screenwriter
Alan Ormsby was set to direct until he lost the job after about three weeks of
shooting and was replaced by Mark Hellier.
The film is a watchable failure, never generating anything
like thrills or chills. That it has a cult following tells you more about movie
cultists than it does about quality cinema, and I suspect people get a kick out
of the movie parodies—I suspect this is where Ormsby’s heart really lay. You
can watch this one once, but you’ll go back to Joe Dante’s Matinee, which also contains a burlesque movie-within-a-movie, over
and over again.
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